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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:01
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
What one thing makes someone a very mature person?
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Ethane Exporter Says U.S. Won’t Allow Shipments to China - WSJ
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Still no good
What is the meaning of xx in texting?
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
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When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
Minds and Behinds
No go.
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